Yo why the actual F**** are you reading this?!?! Well if it wasn't obvious from the banner I'm a horny asshole that probably fits the stereotype your thinking of at this very moment. I don't really care though I'm just here to be horny and enjoy the fun horny content that I can find available to me here on itch.io. Why the f**** are you still reading this? (can I cuss in this thing, better be safe than sorry though so I'll self censor)
I honestly have no idea why your even reading this or why you've made it this far, I'm not original in my talking to you and calling you weird, and I seriously doubt anyone is ever going to read this so it's more for a laugh for myself than anything else.
If however you felt so inclined to read this weird little rant that I typed up, message (can we do that on this thing?) we probably have some stuff in common and hopefully we can find fun horny things to do, but like above bored yah, don't want to make a muck of things.